We plan to deliver in Q2 2025 (we had hoped to deliver sooner, but our research and development took longer than expected).

Recomended for all ages!

Our bottles are made from Tritan plastic. It is BPA- and BPS-Free. Tritan plastic is FDA/EFSA-approved for food contact.

900ml (450ml per side) - that’s just over 30oz

Yes, it's completely functional as a water bottle!

The effect doesn’t work as well with fizzy drinks, the build up of pressure inside is likely to cause issues with the ‘trick’ mechanism. Otherwise, you can use it for any other liquids! I’d use it for wine. You decide.

No. Only Steve can kill Steve. You may not kill him or anyone else.

The design is nearly finalized but there will probably be some minor changes between the exact images you see on the website and the final versions you receive. The functionality of the ‘trick’ and all the Easter eggs in the designs will still be there, and if we see some improvements we’ll add them in.

A pre-order means we haven’t manufactured the item yet. It’s a bit like crowdfunding. If we get enough orders we can go ahead and manufacture. If we don’t get enough orders then we tried to be creative but it didn’t work and we’ll refund your money and ask for forgiveness.

We need to get the life sized posters to Steve & Michael to autograph which might take more or less time than manufacturing the bottles. We’ll get them to you as soon as possible without risking quantum or real world entanglement.

Assuming you’re not an assassin, there are other reasons to buy this bottle:

You can carry your expensive electrolyte infused performance enhancing body fuel, and some regular water at the same time

Offer friends red or white wine without swapping bottles

Pour a black coffee and then add milk, as if by magic

Gin and vermouth for your Martini, Mr Bond

Give kids a choice of apple or orange juice from the same bottle

Olive oil on one side and balsamic vinegar on the other for your salad

Do NOT use this to smuggle alcohol into an event. Or do. I’m not your dad.